red ring

[manictaz]

Two men are sitting in the waiting room of a doctor's office. The one
looks at the other and says, "What are you here for?"
The man answers, "I have a red ring around my pecker. What are you here for?"
The man replies, "I have a green ring around my pecker."
Soon the doctor calls the man with the red ring into his office and examines him.
As this man is walking out of the examination room he tells the other
guy that the doc says a red ring is nothing to worry about.
A minute later the doctor calls the man with the green ring into his
office and proceeds to examine him.
The doctor says, "Your pecker is gonna fall off and you are likely
going to die."
The mans is in shock. He says, "What! You told the man with the red
ring he was ok, but I'm gonna die??"
"Yes," says the doctor, "but there's a big difference between lipstick
and gangrene!"