20 Things to Do With Chopsticks

[mischiefnga]

20 Things to Do With Chopsticks
(Other than eating)

1. Pick your nose.
2. Change channels with those hard-to-push remote buttons.
3. Apply butt cream.
4. Use as stilts for the cat.
5. Fight off rabid squirrels.
6. Juggle.
7. Look for lice (or fleas).
8. Scratch random places.
9. Use as a bat in "fortune cookie baseball".
10. De-brain evil chihuuhuas.
11. Flick sprinkles off your cupcake.
12. Rub them together to start a fire.
13. Clean your ears.
14. Teach Asians to speak English. ("Wrong!" <whack>)
15. Swordfight with the person across the table.
16. Toss them at the waitress to get her attention.
17. Skewer cheese sticks.
18. Canes for midgets.
19. Ninja Missels.
20. "Is that a chopstick in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

[Tange]

those were greatz!!