You Know You're Having A Bad Day When..

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You Know You're Having A Bad Day When..
· Nothing you own is actually paid for.
· You find your sons GI Joe doll dressed in drag.
· Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
· Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
· You get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
· Your new lover calls to tell you "Last night was terrific!" and then you remember that you were home by yourself last night.
· You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
· The restaurant check has been on the table for ten minutes...and no one has touched it.
· Your mother approves of the person you are dating.
· You have to borrow from your VISA to pay off your MASTERCARD.
· Your kids start treating you the same way you treated your parents.
· The gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.
· Your 4 year old tells you that it's "almost impossible" to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.