The Difference Between Small and Large Breasts

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The Difference Between Small and Large Breasts
WOMEN WITH BIG BREASTS:

• can get a taxi on the worst days
• have a neat place to carry spare change
• have always been the center of the arts
• make jogging a spectator sport
• can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
• have more negotiating power
• usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
• can always carry a little extra
• always float better
• know where to look first for lost earrings
• rarely lack for a slow dance partner
• have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

WOMEN WITH LITTLE BREASTS:

• don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
• always look younger
• find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
• can always see their toes and shoes
• can sleep on their stomachs
• have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
• know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
• know that everything more than a handful is wasted
• can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
• can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out.