Signs Of Internet Addiction

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Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL" out loud.


You find yourself trying to cock your head 90 degrees when you smile.


You have called out someone's screen name while making love
to your significant other.


You have to get a 2nd phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut.


When you have sex, you no longer are concerned about sexually transmitted diseases.


You walk into a room, and, finding that it has more than 23 people,
you inform management that there is an error.


When looking at signs, you wonder why they are always "yelling" at you.


When someone says, "What did you say?" you reply, "Scroll up!


You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.


You type faster than you think.


You go thru "withdrawal" if you are away from the computer
for more than a few hours.


Your buddy list has over 100 people on it.


When you wake up, the first thing you do is check if you have mail.


Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n
& I will TTYL".


You want to be buried with your computer when it dies or vice versa.