mid life crisis

[manictaz]

When I had been married 25 years, I took a look at my
wife one day and
said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment,
a cheap car, slept on a
sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but
I got to sleep every
night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

"Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm
sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that
you are not holding
up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go
out and find a hot 25
year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would
once again be living
in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on
a sofa bed.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to
solve your mid-life
crisis...