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Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated
> Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:
>
> I decide to wash my car. As I start toward the garage,
>
> I notice that there is mail on the hall table.
>
> I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
>
>
> I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the
> trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.
>
>
>
> So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out
> the trash first.
>
>
> But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I
> take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
>
>
> I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only
> one check left
>
>
> My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk
> where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.
>
>
> I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the
>
> Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
>
>
> I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put
> it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
>
>
> As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on
> the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.
>
>
> I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading
> glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
>
>
> I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going
> to water the flowers.
>
>
> I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container
> with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote.
>
> Someone left it on the kitchen table.
>
>
> I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be
> looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on
> the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where
> it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
>
>
> I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on
> the floor.
>
>
> So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels
> and wipe up the spill.
>
>
> Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was
> planning to do.
>
>
> At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't
> paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the
> flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my
> checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses,
> and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
>
>
> Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm
> really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm
> really tired.
>
>
> I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some
> help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.
>
>
> Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you
> know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.
>
> Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!
>
> GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.
> GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL
> LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC!
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