Wacky warning labels

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1. On a blanket from Taiwan: Not to be used as protection from a tornado.

2. Warning on fireplace log: Caution -- Risk of Fire.

3. A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for
bicyclists: Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

4. Warning on an electric router made for carpenters: This product
not intended for use as a dental drill.

5. On a bottle of shampoo for dogs: Caution: The contents of this
bottle should not be fed to fish.

6. On a 12" dildo..Not for internal use!

7. On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

8. On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights: For indoor or
outdoor use only.

9. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts.

10. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions - open
packet, eat nuts.

11. On some frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: defrost.

12. On a hotel provided shower cap: Fits one head.

13. On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.

14. Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer: Do not eat toner.

15. A 13" wheelbarrow wheel warns: Not for highway use.

16. Can of self-defense pepper spray warns: May irritate eyes.

17. Warning on a Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer: Do not use in
shower. Never use while sleeping.

18. Silly Putty package warning: Not for use as earplugs.

19. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside.

20. Baby stroller warning: Remove child before folding.

21. Household iron warns: Never iron clothes while they are being worn.

22. A fireplace lighter cautions: Do not use near fire, flame or sparks.

23. A handheld massager warns consumers: Don't use while sleeping or
unconscious.

24. Warning on underarm deodorant: Do not spray in eyes.

25. Cardboard car sun shield that keeps sun off the dashboards
warns: Do not drive with sun shield in place

26. Warning on a sharpening stone: Knives are sharp.

27. Bottle water label warns: Twist top off with hands. Throw top
away. Do not put top in mouth.

28. On a box of rat poison: Warning: Has been found to cause cancer
in laboratory mice.

29. On a Domino's Pizza box: Caution: Contents hot!

30. Toilet bowl cleaning brush warns: Do not use orally

31. An electric cattle prods warns: For use on animals only

32. A can of air freshner warns: Keep out of reach of children and teenagers

33. Cheap rubber ball toy warning: Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.

34. Caution on a package of dice: Not for human consumption.

35. In the manual of a chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop the blade
with your hand.

36. Stamped on the barrel of a .22 calibre rifle: Warning: Misuse may
cause injury or death.

37. Instructions for an electric thermometer: Do not use orally after
using rectally.

38. On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack: Remove plastic before eating.

39. A TV remote controller warns: Not dishwasher safe.

40. On a hair dryer: Do not while driving.