| Internet Addiction Symptoms
Symptoms you're addicted to the Internet:
You kiss your girlfriend's home page.
Your bookmark menu takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop.
You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: ...ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3.
You dream in HTML.
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address in print or on TV, even though you've never had heart problems before.
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened.
You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.
You refer to all of your friends with an @ in their names.
When looking at a pageful of someone else's links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple.
Your dog has his own home page.
Your husband tells you he's had the beard for 2 months.
You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.
Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.
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