Bill

[SoulFulHappyGuy]

There was a young fellow named Bill
Who took an atomic pill.
His navel corroded,
His asshole exploded,
And they found his nuts in Brazil.

[Marbles]

The sea captain's tender young bride
Fell into the bay at low tide,
You could tell by her squeals,
That some of the eels,
Had discovered a dark place to hide.