One day a guy was walking down the street, and on his way he sees a beautiful woman with a very short skirt. The guy approaches her and says to her, "My God, you're so hot!!! With this kind of look I've got to have you! Nothing can be avoided, and no matter what, I've got to have you!"
The woman is very shocked and she asks him, "What!? In the middle of the street!?"
The guy answers, "I've got to do it in the primary opportunity! So I'll give you an offer. I'll drop $500 on the ground and while you pick it up, I'll be able to do anything I want. OK?"
The lady seems to look intense. Then she decides to call her friend. She told her friend the story, looking for some advice. The friend says, "It's not a big problem - as long as you pick up the $500, it would last a long time until he gets his fireman out of his pants... Just take the money & run!"
The next day the same friend sees the woman walking like an old woman. The friend asks her, "What happened to you!?"
The woman answered nervously, "That son-of-a-bitch dropped $500 in quarters..."
live & let live
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