A guy pokes his head into a barbers shop and asks How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looks round the shop then says ''about 2 hours'' OK thanks says the man departing.
A few days later while cutting hair the barber hears.. How longer wait for a trim?Looking around the barber turns to see the same guy and says ''hour & a half'' once again the chap departs.
A couple of days later he hears.. When can you fit me in?
Taking a glance around he replys ''About 2 hours''
the man says thanks & leaves.
Puzzled the barber turns to one of his friends in the shop and says''Jack follow that guy & see where he goes because he's been coming in here for the last week asking how long then doesn't come back''
Jack leaves only to return 10mins later laughing hysterically
SO where does he go? inquires the barber
Jack trying to regain composure but continuing laughing stammers out
YOUR PLACE!!!