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Old 06-30-2004, 05:28 AM
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A young girl was travelling with her mum one day when she complains of cold hands
Her mum tells her to place them between her legs as thats what she does.Doing so the girl was reward with the fact that it worked.
The next day she was out with her boyfriend when he complains that his hands are cold.
She says''I know how to fix that'' Then tells him to put them between her legs.Suprized the young lad does as he is told.
After his hands warm up he complains that his nose is cold
Once again she tells him to place it between her legs.
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Not believing his luck he quickly puts his face between her legs
After a short time he rises smiling and said
'' God my penis is freezing''
The next day she's back out with her mum when she asks
What do you know about a penis mum?
WHY?? Exclaims her worried mum
Because all I know is they make a mess when they defrost!!!!!!

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