All watched as Insurance Man Ray started the experiment with the worms.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put
into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette
smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was
put into a jar of soil. After one day, these were the results: The first
worm in alcohol - dead. Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead. Third
worm
in sperm - dead. Fourth worm in soil - alive. So the insurance man asked
his
girlfriends - "What can you learn from this experiment." Vanessa
quickly
responded, "As long as you drink, smoke, and have sex, you won't have
worms."