leprechaun

[CHRISK]

A man walks into a bar.
He has a few drinks, then has to leak.
He walks into the mens room and up to the closest urinal.
As he stands at the urinal relieving himself, a small man comes to the urinal beside him.
As this short stranger mounts the urinal next to him, the man can't help but notice that the tiny man is incredibly well endowed.
In awe, he asks the man how his penis can be so big since he is so small.
The short man replies,"It's a secret, I can't tell you."
"Please tell me" says the man.
"Well okay", say the short man, "I am a leprechaun and I can make wishes come true."
"Can you make my penis as big as yours?", says the man.
"I don't know", says the leprechaun.
"Please, oh please", says the man.
The leprechuan replies,"Okay, but under one condition, you have to let me screw you in the @$$."
"No way " says the man.
"Then no deal"
"Ok,ok, I'll do it", says the man.
So the short man has his way with the young man in the bar's restroom.
Afterwards the young man asks,"How come there is no difference?"
"How old are you?", asks the short man.
"26 years old"
"And you still believe in leprechauns?"