Monday limericks

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Limericks



There was once a man in China
Who thought he was a good rock climber
He slipped on a rock
And knocked off his cock
And now he has a vagina!







My friend Billy had a ten foot willy
He showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
and hit it with a rake
and now its only six foot four!







Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white and frilly
She used to throw it in the air
And catch it by the willy.







There was a young man from Cosham
Who took out his balls to wash 'em
His mother said "Jack
If you don't put them back
I'll stamp on the sods and squash 'em!"







There was a young man from Calcutta
Who went for a wank in the gutter
A woman walked by
got spunk in her eye
And thought it was Anchor's best butter.