Sunday limericks

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Limericks







The Pious Mahatma Gandhi
Awoke one morn with a dandy
He exclaimed to an aide,
Go get me a maid
Or a goat, or anything handy



While browsing museums in France,
I gave their exhibits a glance.
My kindly advise
Is those paintings are nice,
But the statues are needing some pants.



So when watching the Frugal Gourmet
Did you notice he seemed to be gay?
And his favorite dish
Wasn't onions and fish!
It was boys, Chardonnay and Ben Gay.




There was once a blonde whore
Who would wear clothes no more.
She did a cartwheel,
But slipped on a peel
...To this day she's still stuck to the floor.







There once was a man from Vienna
Who liked to play the piana
His fingers slipped
And his zipper unzipped
And out popped a hairy bannana



There once was a rug-weaver from Karthoum,
Who used to carry young boys to his room.
In the height of his fever,
This Suitenese weaver.
Is what we call a fruit-of-the-loom.