Limericks

[14inches]

Limericks



There was a young man with a prick
Which into his wife he would stick
Every morning and night
If it stood up all right --
Not a very remarkable trick.







There was a young swimmer named Chad
Who one night dreamt he was a shad
He dreamt he was spawning
And then the next morning
He found on the sheets that he had!





Oh, give me a clone, of my own flesh and bone
With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when she is grown,
My very own clone,
We'll be of the opposite sex.





An accident really uncanny,
Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the fanny.