Catholic Girl Confession
A young Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm
pregnant."
He asked, "How did this happen, my child?"
She said, "I think it must be the second coming."
The priest, shocked by this reply asked, "What makes you think this has
anything to do with the Second Coming?"
She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one..."
Yes, I'm bad.......hehehe
Catholic Girl Confession 
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