Why Farting is better than Sex
You can fart anytime, at will, even in public.
You can fart alone, just as enjoyably as with a significant Other.
You don't need to shower before farting.
You can almost always have multiple farts.
A guy can fart, and be ready to fart again immediately.
A girl doesn't need to/can't fake a fart.
You can't get pregnant or aids from farting.
You can share a good fart with a whole roomful of people without having to actually touch any of them...
There's no need to wait for a guy to get an erection before he can fart.
After you fart, your girlfriend is not likely to ask you the dreaded question: "You mean, that's IT?!"
Why Farting is better than Sex 
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