New Year's Resolutions For Him & Her

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New Year's Resolutions For Him & Her [Him (Y) / Her (X)]


X - Lose weight / Go on a diet / Drink more water
Y - One case beer per weekend (unless having guys over or Superbowl weekend)



X - ONLY - one chocolate bar per week
Y - ONLY - three nights at topless bar per week



X - Workout - Jog/Step Bench 5 times week
Y - Move furniture to find lost little black book and bedroom TV remote



X - Subscribe to Shape/Fitness Magazine
Y - Call 1-800 number to get on Victoria's Secret catalog mailing list



X - Go on romantic second date with Bob/Accounting
Y - Score on second date with Suzy/Marketing



X - Get organized/clean house
Y - Give old Penthouse mags to Goodwill (or younger brother)



X - Buy new Daily Planner
Y - Buy new little Black Book if no luck under furniture



X - Find out name of tall good-looking guy in Finance
Y - Score with tall, long-legged Blond in Finance



X - Read More / Less TV
Y - Buy Dish - More sports channels!!



X - Watch quality TV with positive messages
Y - When surfing DO NOT stop on "Allie McBeal" -EVER



X - Plan budget / Save more money
Y - Only three nights at topless bar per week