Why dogs are better than women

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WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

- Dogs don't cry (unless they have to pee).
- Dogs love it when your friends come over.
- Dogs think you sing great.
- A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
- Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
- Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
- Dogs understand that farts are funny.
- Dogs don't shop.
- Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
- A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
- A dog's parents never visit.
- When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
- Dogs like beer.
- Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
- Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer.
- You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
- Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
- Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
- Dogs can't talk. Dogs aren't catty.