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Old 12-31-2011, 03:17 PM
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?Those who refuse to make New Year's resolutions because they always break them anyway miss the point. Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.?

~ Eric Zorn



?An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.?

~ William Vaughan, 1915 - 1977


?New Year's Eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.?

~ Hamilton Wright Mabie, 1845 - 1916





?The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.?

~ P. J. O'Rourke





?New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.?

~ Mark Twain, 1835 - 1910




?It [Hogmanay, the Scottish New Year's celebration] is a time when people who can inspire awe in the Irish for the amount of alcohol that they drink decide to ramp it up a notch.?

~ Craig Ferguson
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