On a famous TV game show A BLONDE contestant
Needed only to answer one more question. One
Simple question stood between her and ONE
MILLION DOLLARS!
"To be today's champion," the show's smiling
Host intoned, "name two of Santa's reindeer."
The contestant, gave a sigh of relief, gratified
That she had drawn such an easy question.
"Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and, ...Olive!"
The studio audience started to applaud (as the
Little sign above their heads said to do) but the
Clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the
Confused host replied,
"Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you
Please explain... 'Olive?!?'"
"You know," the woman circled her hand
Forward impatiently and began to sing,
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a
Very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you
Would even say it glowed.
*Olive,* the
Other reindeer..."