| Bodybuilder
The male bodybuilder eyed a gorgeous female lifting weights in the gym.
He ambled over and said, "Hey babe. What do you say to a little private training session?"
She replied, "What do you have in mind?"
He stared at her crotch and leered,
"I feel like working on the snatch."
She retorted, "I think you should head for the showers."
"Why?"
She pointed at his crotch and said,
"You'll have to settle for the clean and jerk."
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