How bigs ur snatch?

[14inches]

Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks. After a while the
conversation started turning a little rude and crass. Soon the women
were getting louder and they were arguing about how wide their snatches
were. (This happens all the time.) The first woman got up on the bar,
lifted her leg, grabbed a baseball bat and slid it home. All the people
in the bar were watching, hooting and hollering, throwing money. Five
minutes later the second woman got up, lifted her leg, grabbed a bowling
ball and slid it in. People were going ballistic. Finally the third
women very casually got up on the bar and asked for a quarter. She slid
it in..... and the jukebox starts playing.