The Top 10 Clever Things to Say to Convince Your Lover to Go Down on You
"If I eat a lot of sugar first, it'll be just like those Cadburys Creme Eggs that you like so much."
"Honey, I was thinking: you know how you like fresh salmon and steamed clams?
"No, I swear, Honey, the TV remote is in there somewhere. Just keep looking."
"So, twenty bucks then?"
"No honey, that's not moss growing out of my navel -- it's mistletoe!"
"With my thighs covering your ears, you won't have to listen to Oprah."
"Honey, try this and tell me if it tastes funny to you..."
"At work today Brad Johnson said *his* wife could out-blow *my* wife! Can you imagine?!?"
"Look, do you want that raise or not?"
The Top 10 Clever Things to Say 
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