| serving dinner A young city boy is spending Thanksgiving with his grand parents on their farm.
Whilst Grandma is getting dinner ready, Grandpa takes the young lad for a walk around the farm.
The boy sees the bull jumping a cow and asks Grandpa what they are doing.
Grandpa tells the boy the bull is serving the cow.
In the stable two horses are going at it and again the young lad asks for an explanation.
Grandpa says the stallion is serving the mare.
When they get to the pig sty, sure as hell, two pigs are getting it on.
The boy looks at Grandpa and says, "I know what's going on, the boar is serving the sow. Am I right?"
Just then Grandma calls them in to dinner.
Grace is said and Grandma says to Grandpa, "Will you please serve the turkey, Grandpa?"
The kid looks horrified and says, "If he does, I want a hamburger." |