Health care plan

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The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to
Make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort
Of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a
Misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled,
"Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh,
Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists
Could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash heir hands of the whole thing. The
Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on
The matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
Pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists
Thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the
Entire decision up to the Asshole in Washington .