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Old 03-29-2009, 04:48 PM
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Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...


Fred goes to the hospital one day to get someone
to look at what is causing him discomfort.


The nurse asks Fred to drop his pants so she can
take a look at the problem..


"Okay then," Fred said and proceeded to drop his
trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the
nurse had ever seen..


Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger
than a AAA battery.


Unable to control herself, the nurse started
giggling then fell laughing to the floor.


Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to
her feet and regain her composure.


"I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know
what came over me.


On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it
won't happen again.


Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem ?


"It's swollen," Fred replied
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Old 03-30-2009, 10:02 PM
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Sorry MR. DNA. I did not know that you already posted this joke.

Sorry MR. DNA.
I did not know that you already posted this joke. I did not get it from you. Someone sent it to me in an E-Mail.
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tell mr dna to chill the fuck out...
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He did not contact me.

He did not contact me. Or Say anything. I just happen to find it after I posted.
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it doesnt matter cos that diff forum he prob not even member here
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