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An Irish man went

An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.
'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession.
I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.'
The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional.
'Father, it has been two months since my last confession.. I've had
sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months.'
This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Nookie Green?'
'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replied.
'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.;
At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the
sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman
entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell
upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in
front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore
matching, shiny emerald-green shoes. The priest and the altar boy
gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes
sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough
to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear. The priest turned to the
altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?' The bug-eyed altar
boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply,
'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'..
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