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Hard to believe, but many of our customers at the bank
still don't know how to swipe their card through the ATM
card reader. Because of this, my fellow tellers and I
often find ourselves having to explain how it's done. One
teller complained that she kept getting odd looks every
time she explained it. I found out why when I overheard
her tell one man, "Strip down facing me."

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Q. Why are blondes quiet when they're having sex?
A. Because they were told not to talk to strangers

Q. What's the definition of irreconcilable differences?
A. When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet.

Q. What would you use to fry a dick?
A. A Peter Pan

Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.

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Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact,
that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he
desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So, Billy raised his hand
politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course, the teacher said yes,
but asked Billy to be quick.

Five minutes later Billy returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed.
"I can't find it," he admitted. The teacher sat Billy down and drew him a
little diagram of where he should go and asked him if he would be able to
find it now. Billy looked at the diagram, said "yes" and went on his way.

Well, five minutes later he returned to the classroom and said to the teacher,
"I can't find it." Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who has been
at the school for a while, to help him find the bathroom.

So, Tommy and Billy go together and five minutes later they both return and
sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Tommy, "Well, did you find it?"

"Oh sure," Tommy replied, "he just had his boxer shorts on backwards."

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