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Golf Defined



GOLF, n.

1. A game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by
disappointment and bad arithmetic.

2. A game of opposites - the world's slowest people are
ahead of you, and the fastest are behind.

3. A colorful sport that keeps you on the green, in the
pink, and financially in the red.

4. A game which is allowed to be played on Sunday (under
blue laws) because it was not considered a game by the
law, but a form of moral effort.

5. A game a lot like taxation - you drive hard to get to
the green, and then you find yourself in a hole.

GOLF CART, n.

1. A popular mode of transportation because, unlike a
caddie, it can neither count, criticize, nor snicker.

GOLFER, n.

1. A person who yells "fore," takes six, and puts down
five;

2. A guy who has the advantage over a fisherman - he
doesn't have to bring home anything when he brags he
had a great day.
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