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Old 03-25-2009, 10:28 AM
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Cool ever felt...


The other day I was in an empty pub having a quiet beer by myself.

The door opened and in walked the most stunning woman I've ever laid

eyes on. 5'11'' tall, stunning blue eyes, silky blonde hair, an

hourglass figure barely covered by a tiny mini skirt and a flimsy cotton
top.. I could see she was not wearing a bra and her incredibly firm
breasts were on show.

After watching her walk in I turned back to my beer. No sooner had I
taken a sip when I turn to see her pulling another bar stool up close to
me and sitting down.

She said 'Hi', and I said 'Hi' in return. She asked how I was and took
my hand and placed it on her perfect inner thigh, rubbing it up and
down.

'So, does that make you feel good ?' she asked. .
'I'll bet you feel good,' she continued. 'In fact, I'll bet you've never
felt this good before.'

'Well, I have,' I corrected her. 'You see, when I was 18, I was picked
to play for the school 1st. XV in the Public School Finals in front of a
crowd of about 3000 and I felt really good.'


I immediately felt a bit pathetic saying that and I thought she would
get up and go but she took my hand off her thigh and put it up the front
of her top. Her nipple pushed into my palm as she massaged my hand into
her pert, perfect breast.

'How do you feel now,' she purred.

'OK' I replied.

Again, she said, 'I'll bet you do. In fact, I'll bet you've never felt
THIS good before!'


Unbelievably I heard myself saying 'Well, actually I have. In that game,
we were down by six points with about 20 seconds left in the match. The
Opposition kicked the ball deep into our half of the field, where I
caught it. I ran up field, side-stepping past the first few defenders,
handed off a couple of would-be tacklers, burst through a few forwards,
chipped over their fullback, regathered and scored a Try right under the
posts with about 2 or 3 seconds 'till full time. We were still behind by
one point, but I had a simple kick at goal with which to win the match
and........ '


"Ahhh...." she growled between clenched teeth, more than a bit miffed,
pulled my hand from under her top and thrust it down the front of her
skirt. My fingers immediately met what felt like a wisp of soft cotton ,
and she was wet !!!!


She snapped, 'Well tell me this, Smart Ass : Have you ever felt such a
perfect cunt?'



'I certainly have' I answered, 'I missed the kick.'
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