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Mensa Invitational.




Here are the winners of this year's Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new
definition:

1. Cashtration (n.):

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus:

A person who is both stupid and an ass-hole.

3. Intaxication:

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realise it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation:

Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.):

The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

The bozone layer unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy:

Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose
of getting laid.

7. Giraffiti:

Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm:

The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte:

To take coffee intravenously when you are running late..

10. Osteopornosis:

A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon:

It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.):

The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido:

All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect:

The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.):

The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.):

Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.):

The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the
fruit you're eating.





The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for
common words.

And the winners are:

1. Coffee, n.

The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, adj.

Appalled by discovering how much weight one has
gained.

3. Abdicate, v.

To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade, v.

To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly, adj.

Impotent.

6. Negligent, adj..

Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph, v.

To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, n.

Olive-flavoured mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, n..

Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, n.

A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle n.

A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude, n.

The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon, n.

A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, n.

A person who sprinkles his conversation with yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, n.

The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent, n.

An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish
men.
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16. Circumvent, n.

An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish
men.


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