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Old 03-22-2009, 07:35 AM
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Blonde & Texas rancher

A blonde city girl marries a Texas rancher. One

morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher

says to Amy, 'The insemination man is coming over to

impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail

into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You

show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'


The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while,

the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the

front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They

walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she

tells him. 'This is the one right here.' The man, assuming

he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, 'Tell me lady,

'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know this is the cow

to be bred?' 'That's simple. By the nail over its

stall,' Amy explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the

nail for?'

The blonde turns to w alk away and says sweetly

over her shoulder, 'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'
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