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Old 03-21-2009, 08:43 PM
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Not to much baby... I am with you tonight... sitting here trying to get the knee to stop hurting and having a glass of wine... etc...
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no knee pain here but a bad back ache.. shoped down a full grown valencia tree to make room for a mars orange tree and then went ahead and planted a mandarin tree and aprox. 20 bird of paradise plants today.... so just relaxing with my old compadre Sauza Hornitos Reposado
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I majorally screwed up my knee my running career is over for about 8 months to a year... and I will be having surgery soon. It is swollen and I have a nice looking brace on... so lovely!! NOT!
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I have a bum knee that I got when I was 22 and took a dive off a three story building ( of course at 22 we are superman and nothing hurts us so I felt no need to see a dr.) now at 55 everytime a cold front is about to visit us the knee pops out and it's pain city for 2 to 3 days

luckly Mexico is only 15 to 20 minutes away depending on traffic and I go get me a shot and it makes it bearable for those 2 to 3 days but I still refuse to see a dr. lol
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yeah well i was that way... but i couldn't deal with the pain no more.... plus I promise a very awesome loving friend that I would see a dr.. and get it check out.... now I am schedule for surgery! lol.....
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