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Old 03-19-2009, 06:36 AM
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dear sir i write this note to yo to tell u of me blight for at the time of writing im not a pretty sight me body is all black and blue me face a deathly grey and i write this note to tell you why im not at work today while working on the 14th floor some bricks i had to clear but to toss them down from such a height was not a good idea the foreman wasnt very pleased he is an awkward sod he said i had to cart them down the ladders in the hot now shifting all them bricks by hand it was so very slow so i hoisted up a barrel and secured a rope below but in the haste to do the job i was to blind to see that a barrel full of building bricks is heavier then me and so when i untied the rope the barrel fell like lead and clinging tightly to the rope i started up instead i shot up like a rocket till to my dis may i found that half way up i met the bloody barrel coming down now the barrel broke me shoulder as to the ground it sped and when i reached the top i banged the pully with my head i clung on tightly numb with shock from this almighty blow and the barrel spilled out half the bricks 14 floors below now when these bricks had fallen from the barrel to the floor i then outweighed the barrel and so i started down once more still clinging tightly to the rope my body racked with pain half way down i met the bloody barrel once again now the force of this collision halfway down the office block caused multiple contusions and a nasty state of shock still clinging tightly to the rope i fell towards the ground and landed on the broken bricks the barrel had scattered round well i lay there groaning on the ground i thought id passed the worst but the barrel hit the pully wheel and then the bottom burst a shower of brick rained down on me i didnt have a hope for as i lay there bleeding i let go of the bloody rope the barrel being unsecured then started down once more and it landed right across from me as i lay there on the floor it broke 3 ribs and my left arm and i can only say that i hope u under stand why im not at work today
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