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saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over
fifty for Miss America ?
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own
pants.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up
in the first place!
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in
prison?
Wouldn't you know it....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments
cannot be displayed outside?
Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher - and, since it's in English, thank
a soldier'
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the
difference.
And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to
the end, the faster it goes.
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