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Old 03-19-2009, 05:52 AM
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Only a person in PENNSYLVANIA could think of this.
> >
> > From the county where drunk driving is considered a
> > sport,comes this true story.Recently a routine police patrol
> > parked outside a bar in WASHINGTON PA after last call the
> > officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently
> > intoxicated that he could barely walk.
> >
> > The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few
> > minutes,with the officer quietly observing.After what seemed
> > an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different
> > vehicles,the man managed to find his car and fall into it.He
> > sat there for a few minutes as a number of other Patrons
> > left the bar and drove off.
> >
> > Finally he started the car,switched the wipers on and
> > off--it was a fine,dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers
> > on and off a couple of times,honked the horn and then
> > switched on the lights.He moved the vehicle forward a few
> > inches,reversed a little and then remained still for a few
> > more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles
> > left.At last,when his was the only car left in the parking
> > lot,he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.
> >
> > The police officer,having waited patiently all this
> > time,now started up his patrol car,put on the flashing
> > lights,promptly pulled the man over and administered a
> > breathalyzer test.To his amazement, the breathalyzer
> > indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol
> > at all!
> >
> > Dumbfounded,the officer said,I'll have to ask you
> > to accompany me to the police station.This breathalyzer
> > equipment must be broken."
> >
> > "I doubt it,"said the truly proud
> > Redneck."Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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