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> The train was
> > > quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the
> > > entire length looking for a seat.
> > >
> > >
> > > There seemed to
> > > be one next to a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman,
> > > but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the
> > > woman's poodle.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The war-weary
> > > Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The French woman
> > > sniffed and said to no one in particular, “Americans are
> > > so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The Marine
> > > walked the entire train again, but the only seat
> > > available was under that dog.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "Please,
> > > ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > She snorted,
> > > "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also
> > > arrogant!"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > This time the
> > > Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little
> > > dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The woman
> > > shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this
> > > American in his place!"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > An English
> > > gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans
> > > seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > You hold the
> > > fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong
> > > side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the
> > > wrong bitch out the window."
> > >
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