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Old 03-15-2009, 02:30 PM
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"Lady Godiva was the first lady jockey."

"Did she win"

"No. But she certainly showed."

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"I think my wife is selling drugs," a man remarked to a friend.

"Yesterday I was running a little late when the phone rang.
I answered it but before I could say anything, a male voice on
the line said, " Hey, Honey, is that dope gone yet?"

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At a church one day, the nuns are lining up to go into confession. The first one goes up to the priest and says: "Bless me father, for I have seen a man's penis" The priest agrees that this is a sin, but tells her to splash her eyes with the holy water, and all will be forgiven. The next nun comes up and says: "I have sinned as well father... I've touched a man's penis" The priest says that this too can be forgiven, and that she should wash her hands with the holy water. The priest then looks over at the next two nuns in line, and sees them fighting to see who will go next. He gets up and asks them why they are fighting. The fourth nun replies. "Well, there's no way that I'm drinking that holy water after she sat in it"
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A guy from the Deep South comes to New York and the indoor plumbing amazes him. He's so intrigued by the way the toilet works that he goes to the Sewage Disposal Plant to check it out. One of the inspectors shows him to the conveyor belt that carries all the bowel movements. As the piles of shit parade by them, the inspector says, 'You can tell by inspection who the assorted feces belong to. See that one? I'm sure it's the turd of a Mexican. See the pieces of taco shell, and the tomato seeds? And this next one is obviously the turd of a Chinaman or a Jap...see the fish eyes and the rice in it? And this next one is surely from a queer.' The hick says, 'How can you tell?' The inspector says, 'It's dented on one end.'
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A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
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