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Old 03-14-2009, 10:55 PM
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you might be a redneck............

If this is your restaurant.
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...you took this picture before cooking it!

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If these are your Pick up Lines

Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines'

(Some of Rabbit's Cousins)




1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you hav e a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
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9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
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OH HELL NO... I will show you mine...
(give me a minute to figure out how.... lol)
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Just soaking him in beer first! LOL!
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