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Old 03-14-2009, 05:18 AM
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What Not To Say On A Date

I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.

I used to come here all the time with my ex.

I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.

Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.

And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.

I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.

It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
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