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Old 03-13-2009, 02:49 PM
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The True Origin of the Internet

In ancient Israel it came to pass that
a trader called Abraham of Com
did take unto himself a young wife
by the name of Dot.

And Dot of Com was a comely woman,
broad of shoulder and long of leg.
Indeed, she had been called
'Amazon Dot Com'.

And she said unto Abraham, her husband,
'Why dost thou travel far
from town to town
with thy goods
when thou can trade
without ever leaving thy tent?'

And Abraham did look at her
as though she were several saddle bags
short of a camel load,
but simply said,
'How Dear?'

And Dot replied,
'I will place drums in all the towns
and drums in between
to send messages
saying what you have for sale;
and they will reply
telling you which hath the best price.

And the sale can be made on the drums
and delivery made by
Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS).'

Abraham thought long and decided
he would let Dot have her way
with the drums.
And the drums rang out
and were an immediate success.

Abraham sold all the goods he had
at top price,
without ever moving from his tent.

But this success did arouse envy.
A man named Maccabe did secrete
(look it up, it means to hide)
himself inside Abraham's drum
and was accused of insider trading.

And the young man did take to Dot Com's trading
as doth the greedy horse fly take to camel dung.

They were called
Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Siderites
or NERDS for short..

And lo, the land was so feverish with joy
at the new riches
and the deafening sound of the drums
that no one noticed
that the real riches were going to the drum maker,
one Brother William of Gates,
who bought up every drum company in the land;
and indeed did insist on making drums
that would work only with
Brother Gates' Drumheads and drum sticks.

And Dot did say,
'Oh, Abraham,
what we have started
is being taken over by others..'

And as Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel,
or as it came to be known
'eBay',
he said:
'We need a name that reflects what we are.'
And Dot replied:
'Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators,'

'YAHOO!' said Abraham.
And that is how it all began.
(Al Gore had absolutely nothing to do with it.)
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