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Old 03-13-2009, 08:11 AM
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Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps on copying me!


Did you hear about hte new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.


Where does the one legged waitress work?
The Ihop


What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Damn


A blonde walked into a bar
OUCHH!!!


A french fry walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"


A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender "Hay , could I get a beer please"
The barthened looks at him shacking his head and say "No, we don't serve food here"
The mushroom says "Why not I'm a Fungi!"
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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
He smashed his nose.


Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...


A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that.


Why was the washing machine laughing?
Because it was taking the piss out the underpants.


What do you do with a years worth of used condoms?
Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.


What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!


A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock.
A lady asks "What are you dressed as?"
He says a fireman!
You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast as I can.


One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
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On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork
Kermit the frogs finger

What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken

Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
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If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
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