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Old 03-13-2009, 05:41 AM
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buying a truck

A Texas Redneck was driving his old pick up truck down the road with his girlfriend at his side when all of a sudden the truck started to buck and stall.

With that, he said to his girlfriend that he had to get a new truck.

He walked down the block and found a GMC dealership. Once inside a sales lady approaches him and says, "Sir, may I help you".

He looks at a hummer and says to the saleslady, "How much for a hummer?"

She replies, well they start at $49,000 and go up from there.

He says, "$49,000. That's a lot of money, I can get one a lot cheaper!"

The saleslady assures him that she has the lowest prices in the state. Then she says, "Sir if you can get a hummer cheaper than what I will give it to you for, I will give you the key to this truck right now."

With that, the Redneck walks out, gets his girlfriend, brings her into the dealership and says, "Honey, will you give me a hummer for
$50.00.

She says, "Hell yes."

He turns to the saleslady and asks, "Where do I pick up my keys to that new truck?"
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