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Old 03-08-2009, 08:51 AM
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A Pirate Walks Into A Bar

'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender, 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
Pirate, 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm
fine now.'

Bartender, 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to yourhand?'


Pirate, 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword
fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.'

Bartender, 'What about that eye patch?'

Pirate, 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of seagulls flew over. I
looked up and one of them sh1t in my eye.'

'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird
shit.'?

Pirate, 'It was my first day with the hook.'
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