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Old 03-06-2009, 10:43 PM
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Kids and Politics

I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl, and she said she wanted to be
President some day. Both of her parents, Democrats, were standing there, so
I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would
do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow - what a worthy goal, I told her. 'You don't have to wait until you're
President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the grass,
pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over
to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give
him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.'

She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while her
Mom glared at me, she looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't
the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the
$50?'

And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
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