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Old 03-01-2009, 09:23 AM
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Wine and Water. Food for thought

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have

demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,

at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than

1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to

go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better

To drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of shit .

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.
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Old 03-01-2009, 10:32 PM
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here's a thing to remember in australia 10% of road fatalities are cause by drink drivers..... which is another way of saying 90% of accidents are caused by non drinkers.... yep the odds are better if you drink and drive, and the people that come up with these figures really need a better way of saying things. i here beer is good :)
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